On Peanut Butter

I'm going to make another weird analogy.

Here it is:

Peanut butter on a spoon is the snooze button of hunger. They are both magical, counterproductive to most of my goals, and I make frequent use of them.


In the PB spoon's defense, of its 190 calories, only 140 are from fat. That leaves 50 to be made of other things.

Now in haiku form:

Peanut butter spoon,
You extend our happiness.
And also waistlines.